yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

avengingbutt:

the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:

mskneesocks:

if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care.  like do u really care.  it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra.  maybe even 30 dollars idk.  don’t shun the bra appreciate the bra

It’s underwear. It’s not supposed to be seen

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fasterfood:

thank god these criminals were caught, i feel safer now

carryonmy-assbutt:

dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

my life has been a lie

closethediddlydarndoor:

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

tone it down a few notches satan

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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deadjosey:

"Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

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